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XIONIC MADNESS IS A HORRIBLE FLASH.

2008-08-24 08:30:55 by Sir-CannabisClock
Updated

hands down, the most dispicable flash that has ever emerged in the mainstream popularity of newgrounds. Ugly color, unoriginal idea, horrible music, you name a bad quality this flash has it.

ALLOW ME TO USE CAPS LOCK KEY FOR THIS.

IF YOU LIKE XIONIC MADNESS YOU ARE A HORRIBLE FAILURE. IF YOU ARE THE AUTHOR READING THIS YOU ARE A HORRIBLE FAILURE. CAPS LOCK KEY HAS SPOKEN.

thoughts? opinions? rages?

this post will now self destruct


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CranioCranio

2008-08-24 08:39:13

your flash sucks

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

if you like xionic madness your opinion becomes invalid


IncognitusIncognitus

2008-08-24 08:47:53

With five years worth of garbage submissions, you're not in a position to talk. You're in a position to suck though. Har-Har!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

with your less than one year of existing here without any flash whatsoever you're not in a position to be rating my work. Also you're not a pirate


IncognitusIncognitus

2008-08-24 08:48:37

To clarify, Xionic is indeed terrible.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

see thats better talking there


Blak-PhoenixBlak-Phoenix

2008-08-24 08:48:45

Are you sure it's even a real video?

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I made a simalar video with my bowels and a toilet bowl. I was gonna submit it and name it Xichronic madness but my bowels got disgusted and stopped production


Blak-PhoenixBlak-Phoenix

2008-08-24 08:49:19

It's not on the Madness collection page, so I'm just wondering if you just went crazy...

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

well they might as well throw it in there with all the other toilet logs


maxvmmaxvm

2008-08-24 08:49:55

[1] Lay off the cannabis.
[2] Watch Xionic Madness 1.5 again, without being high.
[3] Rewrite your (now positive) thoughts about the movie.

I'll see you again in a week, okay?

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

1.I haven't smoked in two years. its not cool when you get older
2.I will not watch that wretched garbage again
3.It still sucks


TemariixTemariix

2008-08-24 09:13:39

Isnt this kind of.. harsh and unrealistic? I mean, what's so bad that you have to make such an abusive newspost over it?

In reality, by making such a big fuss, you're probably giving the movie more popularity.

When it comes to me liking and disliking flashes, the only movies that I truely dispise are the ones that seem to gain an unusual amount of popularity with no effort put forth into it while other movies with true effort get pushed to the side. Example, some clock crew movies. They only get passed with high scores because the author belongs to a club, which is fine, but if the movie isnt, then I completely dissagree.

To be honest, your news post is just downright hurtful to all animators who put forth effort into their submissions. If I could give you one suggestion, I'd say to calm down a bit and eat a bowl of cheerioes.

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

finally, someone makes a post I can respect out the usual drivel I get out of my troll posts.

To be honest, yes its not a big deal in essence. but a combination of my usual disgust for overated movies and heavy desire to troll newgrounds users, this post was born.

Furthermore, respectably you even have flashwork under your belt as well. if all users were more like you I'd have absolutely no fun at all. Not that I'd mind that.


CreakskieyCreakskiey

2008-08-24 09:23:01

Hmm.. NO. Xionic Madness owns!
JUST BE QUIET, LITTLE SPAMMER, AND WATCH WHILE EVERYONE MOCK YOU.
mockmockmock.

And just to make clear..
Xionic's tribute has amazing graphics, original idea and awesome music.

Go shoot yourself, noobstah.

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

oh hey, you're that little kid I enraged with my alt accounts

CAPS LOCK KEY HAS SPOKEN LOWLY MAGGOT.


JamesKnoxJamesKnox

2008-08-24 09:36:19

Wilytank:
I really don't like the style of Xionic madness.
The people in xionic madness arent supposed to talk!
And what's with the feet?

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

yes, this


stephen3stephen3

2008-08-24 09:42:34

The marijuana has spoken.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

damn straight nukka


QuarlQuarl

2008-08-24 09:51:20

I've never heard of it, but I guess thanks to you I'll have to go check it out right now. I hope I like it!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I see what you did there


JonBroJonBro

2008-08-24 09:51:26

Well, in terms of Flashes that have parodied Madness, it's really one of the better ones. You didn't list "not much detail" because it has quite a bit. The colors and music may be a bit strange, but I don't think that should make the movie itself that much worse. You can easily tell Xionico put a lot of effort into it.

Now if you want a bad quality flash, this is what you SHOULD be looking for:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /405036

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I will whine about that movie when it recieves a score of 4.30 thanks


ifailtestsnotifailtestsnot

2008-08-24 10:19:58

While i respect your opinion I have too disagree because the flash in my opinion was pretty well done, yeah i dont have any flashes under my belt but I know a decent flash when I see one. The graphics were great and even though it was a copy of krinkles style , it still seemed too stand out above other madness flashes. Overall I think it was a okay flash

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

must.. resist.. urge.. TO BE AN ASSHOLE. DECENT OPINION.. HRGH.. BUT MUST.. MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY.

Computing..

FYI they're not well done at all. In fact I would go as far as to say that his effort makes me want to rip my eye sockets off. Its really hard to care how hard he worked on the film when his animation is an abomination of creativity and style. He copied Krinkel's style much like Illwillpress copied Johnen Vazquez. He took it, molded it, took a shit on it, then named it his own.

XIONIC MADNESS IS TERRIBLE. SO SAYS THE MIGHTY CAPS LOCK KEY.


DylawrenceDylawrence

2008-08-24 10:26:16

I also didn't care for it, but I respect his work as an artist. he is a much better animator than I could ever hope to be... as long as it has a lot of time put into it, then I won't hate it (unless it's Dilbert.) for your review you should give more tips on how to improve the flash, rather than just speak hatred... go ahead and talk shit about me now... you have my permission.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

nigga I don't need your permission to talk shit on you.

you know what, I'm not gonna talk shit now. I'm fucking hardcore like that


keyrealkeyreal

2008-08-24 10:46:37

hi
im jeremy hancock
i like u

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Most excellent Jeremy Hancock.

Now make me a sandwich motherfucker


Ghost1124Ghost1124

2008-08-24 10:58:48

I agree it's horrribly overrated.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

yes, yes it is.


KyleDaFoxKyleDaFox

2008-08-24 11:00:33

Eh, I didn't really like it either, the red make my eyes burn.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

and the blue and the green and the orange and the indigo and the yellow and the violet and the 64 other colors crayola made with that huge jumbo pack crayon set


BacuBacu

2008-08-24 11:10:34

I concur

FIGHT THE POWER

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE


StrikerF2StrikerF2

2008-08-24 11:14:11

Dont like it? Then vote 0, leave a bad review, and then shut the fuck up.

Nobody cares about your "Lets hate popular stuff" opinion.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

oh believe me I did

except the shut the fuck up part, I didn't do that

BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID HEAD.


mrReduxmrRedux

2008-08-24 11:17:46

Sir, you might as well at least try to respect some of the other people's opinions on flash films...

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

YOU WILL RESPECT THE CAPS LOCK. YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE CAPS LOCK. YOU WILL OBEY THE CAPS LOCK.


WiiporterWiiporter

2008-08-24 11:19:23

Madness is worn out and cliche.

If it weren't for madness day, it would die.

IT WOULD DIE.
FUCK.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

HEY ASSHOLE THE ONLY CAPS LOCK KEY AROUND THIS PART OF TOWN IS MINE.


IncognitusIncognitus

2008-08-24 11:25:19

I've been a user for over a year-and-a-half and have visited Newgrounds since 2004. The Flash-making retort is fair but that pirate comment goes too farrrrr. See what I did there? Okay, I'll stop posting now.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

walk the plank matey


JamesKnoxJamesKnox

2008-08-24 11:33:44

B is even worse.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

OH NO THIS IS THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE


I-smelI-smel

2008-08-24 11:43:33

At least it wasn't about Sonic the Hedgehog. If you like bad Flashwork, check this shit out: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /448824 front page n all that shite.

Also, this madness guy is way better at flash than you are.
an Sir-CannabisClock is the gayest name on the whole damn site.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

wow that really is a terrible flash

also why did you name yourself "I smell"?


doondekadoondeka

2008-08-24 12:00:48

if your going to critisize your going to alteast be better at flash he lol
nice try at making ppl think your wise about flash tho
SO YOU SHUT UP XIONIC MADNESS IS AN AWSOME SERIES!!!!

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

oh my, I absolutely love these kind of people.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/391148

XIONIC MADNESS IS GARBAGE. YOU LIKE EATING GARBAGE DON'T YOU?

GRAMMER IS IMPORTINT 2 ME.


EmanhattanEmanhattan

2008-08-24 12:04:43

never seen it. does it suck?

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

yes, do yourself a favor and don't watch it


EmanhattanEmanhattan

2008-08-24 12:11:29

seen it. t has its strenghts and its failiures, for a start too much color, the mandess universe is suposed to be all gray with red blood.

you wouldnt like sin city if it was in color right?

also I love your user image

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

well thank you sir, I do believe that is the first complement on my image I have gotten.

oh wait hold on, I forgot my mission

XIONIC MADNESS SUCKS. ITS HORRID TALENTLESS CRAP AND IT IS PAINFULL TO WATCH SO SAYS THE MIGHTY CAPS LOCK KEY.


Snow-FoxSnow-Fox

2008-08-24 12:13:31

I agree, I used to love Xonic's cartoons, they are mostly the reason I even got into animating, pretty lame but ya know who cares. I just found the Xonic madness had terrible use of colours, and over used blurring effects or glowing effects. I didnt mind the music, but it didn't stand out.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

you were inspired by xianico?!

YOU DISGUST ME MAGGOT.


EepioEepio

2008-08-24 12:15:28

My penis agrees with you.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

your penis is smarter than most of the people here


woooshwooosh

2008-08-24 12:24:20

i'm don't think xionic madness was an horrible flash
yes it was an unoriginal idea with voices actors would be much better, but
the characters were pretty good.

Wooosh.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

REFERING TO YOURSELF IN THIRD PERSON MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD. BUT LIKING XIONIC MADNESS ALSO DOES THE JOB. CAPS LOCK HAS SPOKEN.


Nemesis856Nemesis856

2008-08-24 12:38:31

Your just jealous you cant make anything good as that.
If you think its horrible than keep it for your self!
Won the second place last year so it cant be horrible.
YOUR A HORRIBLE FAILURE THAT CANT SEE A MASTERPIECE TO BE GOOD!
tHE CPAS LOCK KEY HAS REPLIED!!!
Many colors,very original idea,a type of music that suits the scenes.
You just got it all up-side down.
I hope this post self-destructs because I dont want to see it again!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

NO THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. I AM THE CAPS LOCK KEY. YOU DO NOT COMMAND IT'S MIGHTY KEYSTROKES.

But really, it is the ugliest pile of dogshit I have seen here for a long time. If that cartoon is whats considered outstanding here then I truly hope that I am the worst animator on this website.


sevenmoonsevenmoon

2008-08-24 12:40:20

i am a silly ape

a sort of rape ape

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

PREPARE FOR CAPS LOCK KEY PENETRATION

B=========D -caps lock key

B=========D (*( -your anus

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B============D---- (;(


SarezJaySarezJay

2008-08-24 12:51:33

FUCK MADNESS IT'S ONE OF THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT SERIES TO BE PUT ON PLANET EARTH

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

this


e-manthedragonchampe-manthedragonchamp

2008-08-24 12:54:09

I for one think Xonic Madness is a ok flash but is way too hyped up must like the Awesome Series. Beasically all he is doing is just copying a another author's idea so it's not original but you can't just say it's horrible because someone put their free time and energy into making it. I know I have no place to say what is good or not since I'm not an animator myself nor a musician but hey Opinions are like belly buttons everyone has them.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

THATS RIGHT YOU DON'T. SILENCE YOUR PIE HOLE MAGGOT XIONIC MADNESS SUCKS.


fullmetal-ozelotfullmetal-ozelot

2008-08-24 13:11:24

i could not stand 2 minutes watching xionic ... it suxxx indeed ... but i cant give him bad scores cause he obviously put a lot of effort in it...
im too lighthearted

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

DON'T BE A FUCKING PUSSY. 0 THATS SHIT AND LEAVE A REVIEW OF 6 PAGES SAYING FUCK YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN.


buggysgobooombuggysgobooom

2008-08-24 13:11:44

i like it you get tired of seeing hank and clown dude always fighting then hank winning or clown winning then goes on a killing spree. what not bad but boaring if you seen it a couple times

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Boars are relatives of pigs. Are you saying that if you watch madness boars come? Is that what you're trying to say? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVEY?


Xelig00nXelig00n

2008-08-24 13:17:06

you're the failure here
so dont talk

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

you will never reclaim your dignity


Summy010Summy010

2008-08-24 13:24:08

Ah yes, another attention whore.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

HATS OFF TO SHERLOCK


ApophicApophic

2008-08-24 13:32:09

I'm not a fan of cliche madness rip offs either. This calls for sugar.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

agreed


ApophicApophic

2008-08-24 13:37:09

Also I lol'd that there are about 100 odd comments of crying.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

why do you think I make these?!


isuckandsoyouisuckandsoyou

2008-08-24 13:47:47

Well yeah It has many things to improve but... well you have more.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

woah buddy that was clever


DaVeB0TDaVeB0T

2008-08-24 13:50:26

"ALLOW ME TO USE CAPS LOCK KEY FOR THIS"
Best quote ever

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

shift key is overated


chaoesechaoese

2008-08-24 13:55:42

i'm not even gonna bother reasoning with you, cause i know you will get back at me
BUT I LIKE XIONIC MADNESS!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I bet you like eating crap too


PicoCrazyPicoCrazy

2008-08-24 13:58:41

You are a BITCH!

(Updated ) Sir-CannabisClock responds:

fyi this is the kind of person who actually enjoys these garbage movies


YinyangpenguinYinyangpenguin

2008-08-24 14:25:58

Your user picture is awesome.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

POSER


chaoesechaoese

2008-08-24 14:28:09

See you just got back at me

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

so you like eating crap


chaoesechaoese

2008-08-24 14:30:57

again you did

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

how's that crap taste


chaoesechaoese

2008-08-24 14:31:24

and no i don't like eating crap

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

yes we know you like to eat crap already


P0wer-W1thinP0wer-W1thin

2008-08-24 14:42:24

WEll you saw the first one, so why bother watching the second? or 1.5 or watever. You say its horrible but no one told you to watch it did they? If so then disregard this comment.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

no body was forcing you to read my post, so why did you read it? Did someone tell you to read it? if so, disregard this response


KantiKanti

2008-08-24 14:44:36

go get your glasses checked it was a good flash

blah blah bitch bitch

go ahead and say my shit aint real

you suck

kthxbai

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I don't need glasses to know that xionic madness was shit

I could be blind and it would still be shit cause I would be able to hear the terrible music and sound effects